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The Hitch Guide to Branding

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This guest column is by marketing consultant, Johann Carpio

Max: So Sara tells me you’re a consultant, Hitch.

Hitch: Yeah, mostly marketing, little advertising, brand management.

Max: I have no idea what that means.

Hitch: No one does. That’s why I get to charge so much.

In Hitch, Will smith stars as Alex “Hitch” Hitchens, a professional date doctor, and Kevin James co-stars as bumbling accountant Albert Brennaman. The poor guy has absolutely no game whatsoever, and is in love with an actress he has no chance with. So, he hires Hitch to help win her affections.

From the beginning, Hitch gives us a lesson in being ourselves. As a professional dating consultant, he doesn’t really do anything too significant. His clients just became successful by being themselves. All Hitch did was help create opportunity for them and boost their confidence.

Similar to dating, there are also basic principles in branding.

Principle 1

No woman wakes up saying “God, I hope I don’t get swept off of my feet today.”

1) Connect from an emotional level (as a brand)

If I were to market a brand, I would make sure that my audience and I are connected. No woman wants to feel neglected or taken for granted, and the same goes for your audience when promoting your brand.

Principle 2

2) 90% of what you’re saying ain’t coming from your mouth

Match the branding to the company and let your mission statement and business plan lead the way. Branding is not just about words, it’s also about the message – the ability to convey the brand and your message to your audience in every platform. For online marketing, UX and design are factors when creating a website for your brand.

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Your brand’s image and message should be able to withstand trends and sport colors with staying power (such as neutrals or primary colors), in order to be a brand that lasts for decades, such as McDonald’s “I’m lovin’ it!”

It’s how you present yourself, and your actions that women notice, rather than your words. Smart girls won’t fall for pretty words alone – and customers just won’t buy anything that they’ve seen before.

Principle 3

3) A beautiful girl doesn’t know what she wants until she sees it

Women love window-shopping and will often look at an item three or more times before finally making a purchase. Similarly, a beautiful girl won’t notice you until she sees you. In the world of branding, your audience follows you for a reason. They see you and what you’re selling, decide they like it—or even need it—and are willing to pay you for it. It is up to you to guide them by being consistent with your message and most importantly, staying relevant and flexible.

As much as possible, try to win the hearts of your audience by being attentive to their critique and suggestions, but retain your brand’s message and image. It’s all about balance.

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Principle 4

4) Be who you are, you have something to offer to her that no other man can

Just like Hitch says that women can tell when their date is not being real with them, consumers/buyers can tell when a brand is a phoney. You simply cannot manufacture a compelling and authentic brand experience. Brands, in this aspect either live up to expectations or fall flat.

Our job as brand builders is to help create the right conditions for brand discovery, just like Hitch helps create the perfect opportunities for his clients. But, the brand must be genuine. Sure, we can take a good guy and teach him how to dance, offer cautions and tips, and all of that can help a guy on his way to get a girl—but the brand (or the man) and its’ set of promises must be real to stand a chance at claiming a space in the lady’s heart.

Principle 5

5) Give her space and maintain a vision

Don’t be too aggressive, with women and with promoting your brand. Let your brand grow at a natural pace, by allowing your audience/buyers to experience your brand. Don’t drown them with too much information by promoting too aggressively. Your customers will talk amongst themselves, after all, and to other people. Strike a balance between being too visible, and being too promotional.

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